Absolutely Fabulous inspired Greeting Cards (Pack of 10)

Darling, forget the dreary, Dickensian clichés. Christmas is a season, and seasons require a look.

This is not a card; it's a cry for help wrapped in glitter and sealed with a lipstick stain. For when your holiday message needs less "Good King Wenceslas" and more "Sweetie, darling, pass the Bolly!" Meticulously crafted from luxuriously thick, eco-friendly paper—because even we're vaguely aware of the environment between cocktails, these cards allow you to extend a perfectly manicured, slightly trembling hand of holiday cheer.

Perfect for making your relatives deeply uncomfortable or reminding your boss that you're a creative asset. It's Christmas, sweetie. No one actually wants a pair of socks.

Features:

• Luxury, Darling: Printed on heavy 300gsm matte paper. It simply oozes quality, if one can still ooze after last night.

• Sustainable: FSC/PEFC-certified paper. We're not monsters. 

• Includes Envelopes: Made from 120gsm recycled paper. Largely to stop the cash from falling out.

• Printed on Demand: No minimum orders. We're not committed, we're just enthusiastic.