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Patrick Bateman American Psycho Greeting Cards "I feel lethal.. on the verge of frenzy"
  • Patrick Bateman American Psycho Greeting Cards "I feel lethal.. on the verge of frenzy"
  • Patrick Bateman American Psycho Greeting Cards "I feel lethal.. on the verge of frenzy"
Patrick Bateman inspired Greeting Cards (Pack of 10 )

Patrick Bateman inspired Greeting Cards (Pack of 10 )

€25,00
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Introducing the only greeting card collection that understands the importance of surface-level perfection. For when a simple "Happy Birthday" feels as empty as your coworker's soul. Meticulously crafted from premium, eco-friendly paper (because even simulated empathy should be sustainabl) these greeting cards allow you to convey the idea of a heartfelt message, with a flawless, professional finish.

Perfect for weddings, thank you notes, or subtly threatening your rivals, these cards are the ultimate accessory for the modern, image-obsessed individual. Now let's see Paul Allen's greeting card.

Features:

  • A Subtle and Often Misunderstood Form of Luxury: Printed on heavy 300gsm matte paper. The texture is impeccable.

  • Surface, Surface, Surface: A refined, professional touch that ensures your message is the only thing that's hollow.

  • Impeccably Eco-Conscious: FSC/PEFC-certified, because even a simulated environmental concern is a necessary part of the persona.

  • Includes Standard Envelopes: Made from 120gsm recycled paper. Licking them is, frankly, beneath you.

  • Printed on Demand: No minimum orders. We are not sentimental.

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